I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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