question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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