I got chris browned last night
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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