shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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