She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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