Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
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What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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