Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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