Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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