WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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