erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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