don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!