Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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