Ambien. No doubt about it.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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