you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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