There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
