you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
She's the barista slut.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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