U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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