thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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This house was built for laser tag.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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