Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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