He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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