I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
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Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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