Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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