Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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