Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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