can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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