Midget sex pt 2 tonight
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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