doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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