what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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