Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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