i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Randomize
