why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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