3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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