I think I am morally bankrupt
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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