so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
You know, be my cock's hype man.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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