Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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