how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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