can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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