Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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