They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
