My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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