there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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