and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
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You. Win. At. Life.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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