Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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