we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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