I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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