I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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