So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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