what if every blade of grass was a penis?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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