bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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