i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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