I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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