Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm just crazy horny about you
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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