Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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