Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Randomize
