their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
What drink are we having for lunch?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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