The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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