His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
he shaved USA in his pubs
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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