unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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