I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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