i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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