The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
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I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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